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Israeli SUBS in Int. waters	We will now study the EXPULSION of Jews from Spain	OBAMA Happy Independence Day	Heating, overload as VAT rises	Settlement Construction
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Government Disk Cleaner	This is too hot, serve it to me as a second course after it cools.	TWITTER	For Gilad Shalit every day is the longest day of the year.	Govt. wants to pass two year budget
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OBAMA LET MY PEOPLE GO!	Message in a Bottle!	He listens, he plays a different tune... ..For some reason it grates on your nerves. BRAVO.. BRAVO	Everything has its' price!	Solar eclipse in Jerusalem
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One evening, in a small town bar. . . .	05.24.09	We are bringing to light (publishing) a new and up-to-date edition	Military Homefront Exercises	The beginning of swimming season. . .
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And Now He will also taking this personally. *05.20.09*	We came to an deadline agreement! (note bubble shape of each )... 05.19.05	*05.18.09*	And what's with the MAM (Tax) that remains the task of the Treasury Minister Israel HaYom 07.8.09	Do you expect them to come to a settlement all at once? 05.21.09
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Iranian flu? Tell him to take this pill and come back for a checkup in two weeks. 05.06.09	ME WANT SABRA!	Our soldiers overcame great difficulties in spite of its leadership during the Second Lebanon War. 07.14.09	Labyrinths and Dragons Note Below: Book on National Budget 05.13.09	Click... Rock Group enthusiam.. Click... The Pope did not say... Click... Bibi and Mubarak in Sharam... Click... Smoky dinner during Lag BoOmer.. Click... Meetings on the budget continue... Click... BS without end! What's a cartoonist supposed to draw about? 05.12.09
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The never ending budget seesaw. 05.04.09	SCISSOR TANGO 05.10.09	ISRAEL UN's target! 05.06.09	CHAG SEMEACH Either I have grown or my blanket (Declaration of Independance) has shrunk.	REMEMBERING Israel's fallen soldiers and victims of terror attacks. Since 1860 when the Jews started living outside the walls of Jerusalem
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The Prime Minister BIBI NETANYAHU explains his budget plans	Bank HaPoalim תלונות Complaints 05.03.09	It's not enough they try to kill me with polution. 04.30.09	HAPPY EARTH DAY Just don't touch the De-le-te button. Nooooooo!*04.23.09*	I suggest that we talk without any precondition (Obama). I can't hear you because of all the noise the centrafuges are making (Ahmadinejade).
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This is OUR new security Officer! *04.13.09*	Car (Test Drive Car) Ministry of Foreign Affairs Driver (Test Drive Dummy) Lieberman 04.05.09	Yes, Your name is on the voters list. Here is your envelope. And here is your anti-nausea pill. *02.10.09*	Weaving a Government Applicable to Israel only, that is capable of weaving a grandiose government that holds the world’s record in the number of pairs of legs (130 pairs). Scientists are doubtful in the ability for that creature with so many legs to be able to move in harmony. *04.01.09*	Turn off your communications system According to the instructions of the army Rabinute, because the voice of a women is equivalent to exposing her private parts. 03.30.09
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What you have there does not interest me. What do you have in your pockets? I also want your pants.	The government train has come and gone. So close and yet so far!	Avodah support illusional Take a close look at the three pillars holding up the Likud platform at the top. Do you see the illusion? Email us with your thoughts: Yeshabulletin.com 03.26.09	Ehud what have we got to lose? This worked once before, maybe it will work again (sending the ten plagues). We will succeed in freeing Gilad for Pesach. 03.24.09	Clawing for Scraps Ehud Barak willing to do anything to be part of the coalition. Milk = Coalition His party is doing everything they can to hold him back. Tying his tail to a tree Likud gives him the scissors to cut free of his party 03.23.09
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This will be the summer fashion statement. At least 8 % will get the boot from their jobs 03.22.09	Take Him Down A Notch or Two! 03.10.09	How to Prepare Humantashen Double-Click on Picture to Enlarge Photo 03.09.09	! Israel HaYom 03.04.09	I'm sorry, this item is not sold separately only as part of a complete suit. 03.01.09
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DO YOU HAVE A MATCH? 01.05.09	Give him a few more smacks and then stop, the new Ganenet has arrived.		KADIMA PRIMARIES	MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL! 01.25.09
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Forever bailing out!	For some reason I'm not comfortable on this street. ביצים מרומניה = Eggs from Romania אטליז = Butcher Shop כליות במבצה = Special on Kidneys מכבסת = laundry Mat ניו גירזי = New Jersey	תעודת חבר ענסת Knesset Member ID שם = Name למלא בעט בלבד Fill in with pen only סיעה = Party למלא בעיפרוין בלבד Fill in with pencil only	Why do we need to provide sufficient vaccines סכנת שפעת Danger of Flu סכנת שפעת החזירים Danger of Swine Flu Close your eyes and hope it goes away.	HOW TRUE YOU ARE LEONARD!
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We don't know how to count so high. So we brought you a candle for the next year.	מפלגת עבודה = Labor Party ועידה = Conference	מה יהיה אם החיסונים לא יגיעה בזמן What will be if the vaccinations do not come in time?	Once again trying to escape what's due!	אם הוא לוקח את הגל זו הוכח שאכן הוא נולד בהווי If He takes the wave, is it indeed proof He was born in Hawaii? שמועות - כתוב על הגל Rumours
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United we MUST stand.... השרדות = Survival	WATER CONSERV-ATION	If you want the job done right... ONLY I CAN DO IT!	IKEA The Swedish Connection	רק בוגרי שירות צבאי או לאומי יכולים לייצג את המדינה Only an army graduate or national service person can represent the nation
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If you take a bite of the apple, you can dip it in the honey. התנחלויות = Settlements (On the apple) יש"ע (On the honey jar)	Stop crying ... Israel is not Europe Here there is no benevolence to the weak, nor is there a second chance	I want to teach you a popular Israeli dance. One step forward, two steps back! Round, Round... בנייה = Building הקפאה = Freeeze	We received the gesture, to fly over the airspace of several Muslim countries and therefore we are making a gesture of our own in return. We apologize to those sitting in the front of the plane who cannot see the changing scenery during our gesture.	In these times one has to learn how to sneeze
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ISRAEL Clocks moved back one hour IRAN Clocks moved ahead one hour Note hour hand is a bomb DOOMSDAY CLOCK - 15 mins to Midnight COLD WAR M.E. - History repeats itself	מועדים לשמחה Happy Holidays עזרה לנזקקים Help for the Needy One who help is rewarded	דו"ח גולדסטון Goldstone Report שוב היורה הפתיע אותהו The first rain fall surprised us again הסברה Israeli Public Relations	SEQUEL TO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS Passports & Embarrassments	America plays hosts to: Iran's (Ahmadinejad) Egypt's(Mubarak) Lybya's (Gadafi)
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Light on to the nations. Do we still believe in it? Time will tell.	תיבת פנדורה Pandora's Box	יש בינינו כימיה There is a chemistry between us Israel HaYom 08/10/09 Professor Ada Yonath is the 171st Jew to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize since its inception. It is unfortunate that U.S. President Obama failed and/or ignored to mention the above fact, while extolling the problematic virtues and contributions of Islam in his address to the Arab world. YB Editor 08/10/09	זכית בפרס נובל לבישול You have won the Nobel Peace Prize for Cooking. אבל עוד לא התחלתי לבשל But I have not yet begun to cook. אין צורך שתבשל, יש לך מתכון ממצח There is no need for you to cook, you have the winning recipe.	The small difference IF you complete your school year you will receive a flight outside of Israel (Right) When you finish your school year you will receive a flight outside of Israel (Left) DEPORTED
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It's so hot in Israel that you could fry an egg.	What is your Cargo? Only Books... What is your destination? The UN Security Council.. OK, Your cleared to continue. If they open the containers they might get a surprise	The expiry date of the work visa on the front wheels of your tractor has lapsed.	Ehud, the engine is making very strange noises... Nonsense.. you just have to lubricate it a bit and it will continue to work.	I am resigning
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The Latest Edition One Fish for 980 Sharks 01/12/09	This is our new cocktail "Settlement on Ice, it is worth while to savor this before it melts.	How to handle construction freeze orders	The Shalit Deal The secret negotiator, continues to go around and around in circles like a dreidel, in his negotions.	Sarah Livni Wanted by the British for fighting for the state of Israel Tzipi Livni Wanted by the British because of a battle to guard of the established state


Who is for voting against release... and who is against voting for release.	Delays and more delays... But really it is a game that Hamas plays so well. Time to stop the ongoing semantics and cut to the chase.	ON A WING AND A PRAYER "Your first time at Ben Gurion Airport"	HEADS OR TAILS What do you prefer to be... The head car or the tail of the train? הממשלה = Government הכנסת = Parliment/Knesset	Version of the Crow and the Cheese Tail You're supposed to persuade me with nice words to give up the cheese. Your living in a fairy tail world.


The sands of time soon to be sanctioned	Happy New Year Many hot issues still to be dealt with, including global warming	The world according to Lieberman (Glasses) FOREIGN AFFAIRS GATHERING OF ISRAELI AMBASSADORS (Banner) It is worth seeing the world in 3D (Right) No, it is worth seeing the world in one dimension (Left)	Negotiations Let him try to get it down Danger! High Voltage	It's a game of Snakes and Leaders


But I am just looking for the token I lost here in 1948.	Sorry Mr. Mitchell one cannot enter (intimidate) Israel with things like this. "US Carrot and Stick Policy"	Israel-Turkey Relations Fight fire with with fire	Never again will I insult an Ambassador from another country	I'm going down to Eilat


Blue Thread Israel/Palestine Red Thread Iran	AM ISRAEL CHAI	My Gas Pedal is stuck נתקעה לי הדוודה Bomb Development - פיתוח Popularity - פופולאריאה	70 CE Titus Gate 2010 CE Berlusconi Gate	International Relations Diplomacy Lieberman Style (It's about time)


Complete with Duty Free Catalogue This gives me an idea that without doubt will guarantee full attendance of the members of Knesset at all meetings.	The courts are under attack... GAVELS READY, AIM....	Valentines Day Even Cupid (kadima voters) cannot bring them together	His pedal did get stuck FOOT IN MOUTH	Tell him that this is Afghanistan and not Gaza.


Berkovitch, forget about soccer, come to us (Isreal Beitenu) your style is very suitable to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.	Mr Secretary Now I understand that I erred in the report and I am obligated to fix it. I should also add.. it humiliates the animals.	PURIM RATTLES	הוצאת המןסד Mossad Press מגילת אסתר Megillah Esther	The tidal wave continues after the noise in Dubai And only it should not end (His 15 minutes of fame)


How to Identify a Jerusalem Police Officer אגרוף מהכותל: Punch in the Eye from Kotel אבן מהר הבית: Stone from HaBayit בלטה מסילאון: Swelling from Silwan ריקיה מחניון קרתא: Spit in the face Karta Parking בלוק משייחי גיארח: Cement Block from Sheik Jarrah נשיכה מכיכר השבת: Bite from Shabbat Sq. דקירה מהעיר העתיקה: Stab from the Old City בעיטה מטדי: Kick from Teddy Stadium	INDIRECT TALKS	In Jerusalem the beat goes on It wasn't me. The cleaner left the bucket behind after mopping up.	BAD DOG THIS! Talk about be the butt of all the jokes	We have a new health care reform.. Us too!


PASSOVER SEDER IN THE WHITE HOUSE (After the conversation with President Obama) How was it? Did you sit down together? Yes, it was fine. The questions were difficult? Yes, How things have changed. There was a lot of bitterness? And he put it all together. Then did you see any signs in it? Of course, next year in a rebuilt Jerusalem.	Obama read the bible History does repeat itself	DID I DO THAT? I want to raise a toast to the Chief of Staff for four years of. . . Oops.	בזכור REMEMBERED	SURPRISE


Holyland bridges falling down, falling down. Holyland bridges falling down. . . And all those involved with it!	22682 Victims לא לשכוח Don't Forget	CORRUPTION What about the public's right to not know?	WELCOME TO YOUR NEW DIGS	Checkers anyone?


Good for Israel?	Can you sweep away a mushroom cloud?	On bright and clear days, Prof. Chomsky my friend, I sit here in peace and tranquility at sunset time and contemplate from afar gazing towards the Israeli homefront.	ALL THE NEWS NOT FIT TO PRINT Intl. Media מדיה הבינלאומית Israel Army צה"ל Aid to Gaza סיוע לעזה	IDF Command Amateur Hour


Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil... psalms 23 verse 4 הסברה Public Relations דעת הקהל הבינלאומית Intl. Public Understanding	Do you want to exchange? And the Dutch boy makes three רצועח עזר Gaza Strip מפרץ מקסיקו Gulf of Mexico	All chatter no bite	Our weakness is their strength	יום עצמאות שמח Happy Independance Day


Next one's a red card... And your out of there.	I am a witness to another war crime, committed by a bunch of amateur barbarians in the alleyways of the Casbah. Exit stage right	Depends on what/who is on the menu יחסי ישראל ארה"ב Israel America Relationship Names on eggs parties in coalition	A Jewish neshamah has no price!	Some fools never learn


BARUCH DAYAN EMET	American Dutch Boy	The little big man	We also develop futuristic weapons for remote control	The heat is on!


Well it takes a worried man to sing a worried song . . I'm worried now, won't be worried long \|"Relax, this only the video of what happened on the ship"	Par for the Course ועדת טירקל חושפת Tirkel Committee Findings הכישלון הצבאי Army Failure (Small Bullet) הכישלון ההסברתי PR Failure (Big Bullet)	OBAMAVISION	Multiple Personality Disorder	Iraqi Torture


With Obamas blessings	Some Phenomenons in life cannot be explained	Which bicycle is worth buying for Yom Kippur? Those that don't go anywhere (top right) Those that get stuck everywhere (top left) But, also those that can go anywhere (bottom) Together, but the point is you have to learn to keep you balance.	Yom Kippur is not only a day of fasting, prayer and requests forgivness. It is also the day that everyone is doing self-examination. Did you do some self reflection. Yes, I can not quit ... my allowance Overdraft	Forever Succah Co. What are you worried about? This is succah for a week


Don't burst my bubble !	Rats abandoning ship... This is how plagues start	בין שתי נקודות עובר רק קו ישר אחד Between two points crosses only one straight line "Except in the Middle East"	איך אני אוהב את הרעש הזה How I love this noise Lieberman says what Netanyahu wishes he could say


WANT TO KNOW WHO IS A JEW? ASK THE ANTISEMITE	Knesset Winter Session The children are back in class	*"That's one small step* for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind".**	מפלגת העבודה מתלבטת Labor Party Undecided WHAT ELSE IS NEW! אופוזיציה - Opposition	The Supermarket Spirit Do you have a loyalty club card?


With lemon	NOT SOON ENOUGH	יו"ר מפלגת העבודה - ברק Labor Party Chairman - Barak Look, look the clothes has no king!	Proposal for new Israel construction קל לבנייה Easy Construction נוח להריסה Convenient for demolition מעולה לבנייה מחדש Excellent Reconstruction למסגדים לא חוקיים Illegal Mosques להתנחלויות לא חוקיים Illegal Settlements לכפרי בדואים לא חוקיים Illegal Bedouin Villages לבנייה עירונית לא חוקיים Illegal Urban Construction


האתרוג פסול של קדימה Kadima's unfit etrog	Looking for a way to renew direct talks	Popularity Contest	Lamp Unto the Nations זהו . . . אנחנו מוכנים לערפל הבא There we are ready the next fog	He wants to do his own root canal


Stealth Plane מכתכ ההתחייבות Letter of Committments From: United States Department of State	Chaver kenneset is bungee jumping	Drooling, drooling drolling..	WIKI SPRUNG A LEAK	הזכחה Neglect ביורקרטיה Bureaucracy רשלנות Negligence


A Great Miracle Happened Here	איך הוא הצליח להנפיק דו"ח כל כך מהר How did he managed to issue a report so soon דו"ח המבקר על הערך הכבאות 2010 Auditor's report on the value firefighting 2010	The Letter of the Rabbis	Direct Negotiations Note:Consumer law for full refunds on purchase returns within two weeks I want to return this item, I did even have a chance to open the package Very well, here is your refund But, the envelope is empty, there is nothing in it But the package was also empty, there was nothing in it.	Here is your passport, 500 dollars cash, flight ticket and your papers to join the frequent flyers club.


The teeth that were found in the cave of Rosh Ayin, they prove that here existed the earliest man (Adam)	Bear Services שירות דוב רוצה דבש - Do you want honey מכסה לא נפתח - The cover will not open @%&#%@ Grumble.. בבקשה ..דבש - Honey	New Status	PA Public Relations at its best How can they accept a state of a people who don't exist?	Taking back time


Abandon Ship	So much for tradition	Truth is revealed for all to see	אל-גיירה Al-Jazeer !זבע אדום! צבע אדום! צבע אדום Code Red! Code Red! Code Red! ?מאיפה זה הגיע פתאום Where did this suddenly come from?	Middle Eastern Who will be next?


It's time to take the carpet to the cleaners'	Loan to fill up!	Wiki ... forward (move on) ... understand?	Barak and his temporary solutions	Meanwhile Gantz does shampoo with the Ashkenazi I suggest not to do manicure you'll need those nails


MIDDLE EAST המזרח התיכון Oops. . . . אופס Hurry put it back in place, maybe no one will notice מהר, דחוף את זה בחזרה למקום אולי לא ירגישו U.S Policy מדיניות ארה"ב	ז"ל	ספר מתנה לרמטכ"ל הנכנס Gift guide the incoming chief of staff ספר מתנה לרמטכ"ל היוצא The outgoing chief of staff gift guide מטרות בעזה Gaza targets הבור Pit	Friend or foe?	EVOLUTION New animals in the Middle East אבולוציה חיות חדשות במזרח התיכון


UN Security Council Condemnation of Israel for building in Yesha	!!!	מועצת הביתחון UN Security Council סנקציות Sanctions	I am bringing you a vision A vision of the dry bones Book of Ezekial Chapter 36 , Verses 1-14	Stoppage of gas from Egypt not yet renewed This was the gas of peace It seems the peace is disappearing


Blood Libels Jihad Warriors kill children , too afraid to confront real opponents	Wow ... The whole country stopped for five minutes! If it will not help, next year we will stop six minutes	MELTDOWN The once mighty are falling	Pest Control	Step in the right reflection


Story of Pharoah's dreams in the days of Joseph, in the book of Genesis. Here comes seven beautiful cows, fat and healthy and behind them comes seven cows, skinny and starving. The seven starving cows consume the seven beautiful fat cows. All of a sudden Moshe wakes up and it's not a dream.	In emergency of shooting of shells or rockets, break glass. In the future it will be replaced by a iron kippah (IRON DOME -anti missile)	Instant Replay Meanwhile, Assad puts out the flames in Syria The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!	Great Rift Valley African Will there also be a Tsunami?	Squeeky Wheel Gets the Grease With the additional adjustments we added to the system, it automatically detects which mayor yells the loudest and implements protection for that city.


Look how the world has changed We are dying get out of here and he is dying to get in	If the window was open, the stone I threw would not have broken the glass	I decided to run for a second term in 2012 Wow .. This brings me to the desire I could join?	Arabian Olympiada	LEST WE FORGET!


Obama Pray Station "Ground Zero" Obama needs a place to pray	תעודה לידה Birth Certificate תעודה פטירה Death Certificate	I hope you don't have anything against a polygamy, on the way to marrying you, I married him too.	R E M E M B E R	Al HaAish


Independence Party Now that I have my own party, we can go on together	There is not nothing like the Syrian demonstrator	On your mark... Get set... NOT! Dream on	Hope and expectations תקווה וציפיות I'm afraid sir you have excess baggage this suitcase is too heavy אני חוששת אדוני שיש לך מטען עודף המזוודה הזו כבדה מדי	Netanyahu's speech seems to be in the the eyes of: Coalition Opposition Extreme Right Palestinians


Do you have anything to declare? Only this umbrella. I received it towards the September rains.	Opportunists	I'm writing you on report for smoking at a bus stop	Litmus Paper	We begin the winter clock in August, then the religious people will besatisfied to extend the big holiday until October. Then the children will be satisfied to delete the month of September from the calendar. Then everyone will be satisfied.


Middle East Amusement Park	Middle East Facebook Demonstration Other country comments: "Democracy" "We want benefits" "Freedom" "Reform" Israel comments" "Lower cottage cheese prices" "Cottage cheese now" "Fair cottage cheese prices"	We decided you can not attend your father's funeral So what funeral will you let me participate? Your funeral	" Sanctions " General Strike Doctors strike intensifies	Never judge a book by its cover!


REAL TIME	The government decided with determination to stop the flotilla to Gaza Everybody get out of the sea, we're changing the water Shit, we weren't ready for that	Our last flight, is a big step for the president, and a small step for man kind.	We are pleased you have decided to recognize South Sudan, because we have already recognized South Israel	Boycott law- חוק החרם Relax, it's just a shot of anesthetic, for the purpose of continuing treatment ואדת חקריה בארגוני השמאל Investigative cmte of left-wing organizations השמאל הישראלי Israeli Left


The neighbors are complaining that you are disturbing their sleep! האופוזיציה - Opposition הקואליציה - Coalition נא לא בהפריע - Do not Disturb	FREE MARKET You got a cart without a bureaucracy, we lowered the cost of its production and the fares are 50% less	I'm afraid I got stuck	דירוג האשראי Credit Down Grade Israeli come down to earth	The version of Attorney Feldman In respect to the former president, when he denied that.. He once picked the apple, it seemsthat he did not tell the truth. However since the apple does not remember how it arrived into the hands of the president.. He can be accused only by biting by consent.


ARAB SPRING	I Love you, I love you, I love you	Good Bye Irene...	Baby Industry Conspiracy As it seems we can expect a sharp and significant increase in our stock for the months of May-June 2012	First day of school, the new generation stepping out "I demand social justice" Grade 1, Grade 2


Arab Spring.. Arab Winter!!!	Labor Party Primaries Who will be in the driver's seat?	Last instructions before the game "Maccabi Tel Aviv against Besiktas Istanbul" "If you score a goal... Immediately appologize"	Love is but a dream	Graduate of the Obama Driving School


מתמחים - Specialized עירוי נוסף Another Transfusion	Like I said Doctor, the problem with Yom Kippur is .... The Day After	52 weeks a year	Waiting for Gilad	The first...


The High Court Hearing האוצר - Finance המתמחים - Residence	We returned from our recess... I never noticed that you left!	Sisyphean Labour The word "sisyphean" means endless and unavailing, as labor or a task".	General Strike Trans: Come children, come see how we do this Teach the upcoming generations	Luckily there is a strike, otherwise we would have no work


IAEA = סבא"א Busybody	President's Banner	Solar Eclipse in Egypt	אש"ף - PA חמאס - Hamas	Another star is falling fast.. make a wish


Misery loves company	These Muslim Brotherhood came to learn how we do it here	On your mark... Get set...	End of the road	Israeli Crystal


Putin and his teddybear	Please, please give me back my toy, please. . .	Back to the "Stone Age"	Leaving Iraq for Afghanistan That's it, mission accomplished, we leave Iraq Just remind me, what will be the task?	Bircat Hashachar Blessed art Thou, Lord our G-d, King of the universe, for not making me a woman Blessed art Thou, Lord our G-d, King of the universe, Who made me according to MY will


Like father, like son?	It seems to me that the volcano about to erupt We need to get the Supertanker?	There was no Holocaust Holocaust memory Aramaic people (Wreath) It sound better in Farsi (Ahmadinejad points out)	"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - After they've tried everything else." Winston Churchill	MOTHERRRR! The year 2012 is on its way


In Memory ז"ל	Ooops , another one...	He thought working with radiation was risky	Dear citizen The strike is for you because the use of the stairs more healthy	Hackers attack continues


There have been significant improvements made on the trains Sunday mornings.. It seems they must have added additional seating!	The Iranian nuclear program is deceptive we have uncovered its real goal	Assad's trick פקח - Inspector	Passing the Shekel (Buck) המנגנון פגום The mechanism is defective מדוע לא תיקנו אותו Why didn't they fix it? המיכל ריק The container is empty מדוע לא קנו חדש Why didn't they buy a new one?	נסיך או אפונה Prince or pea? ליכוד פריימריז Likud Primaries פייגלין Feiglin


Traffic Cameras Activated Photographed crossing on a red light Photographed for speeding Photographed for passing over a solid white line Photographed your wife asking "Who is that woman sitting beside you?	Unlike others we know, they at least stand by their ally!	Bombs Away	State Comptroller Report on the failures of Carmel Fire Disaster	PEEK-A-BOO!


State Budget Lindestrauss!!!	I guess you are the Israeli representative	You should start getting used to it	Don't tempt me	SOS!!! Employees - Management


Mehadrin Bus Lines vs. Shabbat Bus Lines The answer of Tel Aviv to the Mehadrin bus lines	Migron	Him speak with fork tongue	We see eye to eye on the Iranian nuclear threat... Really?	You make me Purim all year


Next Round	Shabbat, we are going to my uncles to relax. Wow... where do they live? Kiryat Shmona	Believe me, I understand exactly how you feel Listen...maybe you want to be CEO of Hapoel Tel Aviv	You choose	You say good life or a ripe old age? Nazi war criminal Demjanjuk dies at age 91


He's not a leader... he's a profiteer	Catherine Ashton And of course. . .Sderot	Preparing for Kadima Primaries	MIGRON IS HERE TO STAY	The Polls


Final results of the Kadima primaries	The Breaking Point	I am afraid that we are going to be hit with the eleventh plague. . . The Muslim Brotherhood	The building is not kosher, come after Pesach	I brought you a new drum


Signs of spring appeared.. We leave for Europe	Presidential Medal of Freedom that President Obama gave President Peres חזית - Front of Medal גב - Back of Medal	Another Arab Spring	If you agree not to stretch the elastic, more than 20% we will agree your slingshot is for peaceful purposes	PRESS RELEASE Send me immediately 1000 wise men, someone threw a rock in the water here. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING!


Well Mr. Luzon, is it possible to organize the postponement of the sanctions until next season? When does your next season start? On November 6, U.S. election	WIKIPEDIA Debriefings originated in the military. This type of debriefing is used to receive information from a pilot or soldier after a mission, and to instruct the individual a to what information can be released to thepublic and what information is restricted. Another purpose of the military debriefing is to assess the individual and return him or her to regular duties as soon as possible.^[1]	Israeli football season 2012	Israeli Politics	Spring has come. The Smell of elections are in the air


Life's a beach	There is no doubt that your reports of the last seven years have helped to repair many defects in our system	Egypt cuts gas to Israel This does not smell good! Why? There is a smell of gas? The opposite, because there is no smell of gas! צינור גז - Gas pipe מצרים-ירשאל - Egypt-Israel	Earthquake was felt throughout the country I am committing myself to fulfill with complete faith my obligations as a member of the government and all the decisions of the Knesset. Is it clear enough? Lord it's a earthquake Relax it's an aftershock from Wednesday (Wednesday Mofaz officially joined the government)	Good Luck

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Drybones

No amount of years can undo the injustice of Madoff	WEST BANK POKER	Always have to spoil my fun @!&&@!!	Unstable is an understatement	What did you expect?
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I'm only a Politician, Emporer, King...	Enother wanna-be arab!	Them Jews are at it again!	The medicine may not always taste good but. .	Where the Name Palestine Came From... Whole Explanation
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Who Cares Which One Is Right! Israel must learn to stand up for itself	The media shows its true feelings about the Jews!	OBAMA NO YOU CAN'T	Everyone seems to think they know what's best for Israel.
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Chag Semeach V' Shabbat Shalom		NO MERCY?	No amount of years can undo the injustice of Madoff	The Bush Burns Unconsumed!
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Freedom of Speech ?		NO RESPECT!	Always kissing #@!!!	American Pressure Drybones 12.20.89
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ACCURACY = WHAT IS GOOD FOR THEM			ARABS, NOT PALESTINIANS	It makes him a......
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People tried to expel us before, this is no different	The difference here is: OBAMA bows down to other leaders. Nobody as yet is bowing down to HIM.	*07/28/09*	They don't need TO BE GIVEN blinders	If only it were true that all Israelis were Pro-Israel, Half the battle would be won against the enemy.
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BRIBES ALREADY???	OH BROTHER! When will they learn Israel is everyone's scapegoat	Who said the Arabs know what they are doing, or perhaps it is another of the PR ploys.	PEACE OR PIECES?	ANSWER: Eretz Israel QUESTION: To be or not to be?
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FRIENDS????	Sitting by, is what the world does best.	Modern technology can be confusing to some	Us against the world	Anti-Semetism does not travel, it roots itself
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Define Democracy	Problem is that all those other nations, control and influence the ARABS	Any way you look at it Muslims are trying to take over the world. Does this seem like the type of people who want peace, or total domination and submission.	To be or not to be.... GREAT	GOVT?
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Perpetual Striking At least they are finally doing some work.	TYPICAL...	Hopelessly waiting for the dream to come true	שנה טובה ומתוקה מיש"ע בולטון Sweet and Happy New Year From Yesha Bulletin	Wishful thinking
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Computers do all the writing today	GMAR HATIMAH TOVAH	Chag Succoth Semeach	SAY NO TO OBAMA	THEY DON'T WANT PEACE. . . THEY WANT PIECES!


In every generation we rise up and nip ourselves in the butt!	King Heili Selasi, the "Lion of Judah" is rolling over in his grave.	THANK G-D for the extremist.. Others are willing to fight to the last drop of our blood	Define Success	TIME TO SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES


Jonathan Pollard: Is the only person in the history of the United States to receive a life sentence for spying for an American ally. comparative sentences.	The media use to report the news... Now it tries to make the news.	FOOLS SELDOM DIFFER	OBAMA WANTS TO SECURE PEACE, NOT FOR PEACE'S SAKE BUT TO MAKE HISTORY	Demonstrations fall on deaf ears


Time to get some political antibiotics. There is no cure for a mind that is closed.	Yah, they all do what is in THEIR best interest, not Israel's. It is about time Israel woke up and smelled the coffee	Virtually NO Reality	Swinging from the trees of assimilation	What's good for the goose... Is good for the gander.


Whose running this country anyway?	Nothing is sacred any more	1, 2.... 1, 2, 3... Count what's that	REALITY IS OFTEN MISUND-ERSTOOD	Open mouth . . Insert ...?


Convenient isn't it?	Angel Analysis	SURVIVAL OF THE "ARMCHAIR FITEST"	Happy New Year of the Trees	NEVER ENDING BATTLE The threat never goes away.. There's always another to take its place.


They'll probably drop leaflets before they do the operation	Since when did Israel become a slave of the western world	PURIM SEMEACH	Time keeps slipping into the future	חג כשר ושמח Happy and kosher pesach


TIME FOR THE US TO WITHDRAW	MATZAH MATZAH MAN... I wanna be a matzah man	HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISRAEL	IMPOSED SOLUTION	Chag Shavuot Sameach


AMAZING HOW HISTORY SEEMS TO REPEAT ITSELF	Yet another Nobel Peace Prize perhaps?	Anti-Semitism never dies. . . It just becomes politically correct	AIDING AND ABETTING THE ENEMY	Take Back Eretz Israel.. Stand up for Jonathan


Harem Delight	HE ALWAYS BOWS TO THEIR DEMANDS	FREE ALL OUR CAPTIVES BEFORE WE RELEASE ANY MORE TORRORIST	Silence is golden!	TRUST IS EARNED


INVASION OF...	?	So much for a long awaited cease fire	DUH!


HELP!	No Comment "A substantial and growing number of Americans say that Barack Obama is a Muslim, while the proportion saying he is a Christian has declined. ." click HERE.	OR?	Define Ally	G'MAR CHATIMA TOVA


Philosophy 101	Yep, all meow no scratch	Beware of "TRUST ME"	His turn shall come!	The more things change... The more they stay the same


Problem is rooted in ignorance	BRING JONATHAN POLLARD HOME	Kinda like the worker bees... Who's sting is worse		WISHFUL THINKING


We are the chosen people	What San Francisco needs is an earthquake	Sanction the UN	What's hardest? Making the Jews themselves remember


The Lord has spoken	Solution?	BLUFF?	Rest in pieces	Arab Spring leads to. . . Arab Winter


Double Chai	Reality check!	DUH!	Bibi Melech Israel

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Never ending stupidity..	ACTION! Take 1000+ prisoners to go!	At least when the world admits they are our enemies...	Things really are as bad as we might perceive them to be.	AND...
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Freedom of speech in the Middle East, is after all an Oxy Moron! Unless of course you are a politician, then it is also freedom of. . . .	The fight keeps... GOING ON AND ON AND ON!	THE JOKER CONTINUES TO MAKE DEALS! Only difference is this joker is working in real life.	Enough Said	OF COURSE LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE, ISREAL IS ALWAYS TO BLAME!
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Under fire Under fire Under fire Under fire Amazing what one gets used to!	Be careful whom you choose to be bed buddies with. No bones about this one! *Luries News Cartoon 04.15.09*	NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID! *Yesha Bulletin 04.14.09*	What some won't do to go out with a good image in the public eye. For months now Olmert has been taking the public and especially the Shalit for a merry-go-round tour.	The long arms of the...
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DIPLOMACY ???	Sounds like they really want peace? Give up warring ways. I'm going to blow you to pieces either way	Typical Arab agression against Israel. They have no true desire for peace... ONLY PIECES.	Fight to the last drop of blood.	BUTT OUT!
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Slime Patrol	The rockets are falling once again	NOT SOON ENOUGH	DUH!	Me and My Shadow!


Don't forget to give him a warning leaflet before you blow him up!	Any comments?	PEACEBALL IT'S MINE! NO IT'S MINE	Hamas only wants pieces!	CHAG SAMEACH


Yesha Bulletin (YB) said many times: The Arabs don't want peace they want pieces.	SO MUCH FOR SECRETS IF THE CIA ALREADY KNEW ABOUT IT...	The picture says it all	HOPELESS IN. . .	Kudies, Ich... Oh come on guys, how hard can it be to just shake hands. NOOO!


OH DARN!	WISHFUL THINKING When I grow up I want to be..	A leopard does not change its spots. A leopard can be named Iraq, Iran, Syria . . .	Between a Rock and a Hard Place	Who's occupying who's territory


Who says Israel never leaves a paper trail? Be it in dealing with Iran or when Israel is at war. War, what an oxy moron, the only difference is the flyers falling from the plane say "Get Out or we MAY kill you."	I'M SO CONFUSED	TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER	Obamanation!	SOME FOOLS NEVER LEARN


Outnumbered 30 to 7:	Stop yanking my chain	IT'S RAINING IT'S POURING THE WHITE HOUSE IS SNORING	Achem - medinejad HaShem is watching you Cartoon By: CWS/ Cartoonarts Int.	HAMAS HIDING AMONGST MOSQUES AND SCHOOLS And.. behind human shields, especially children


Even Trade ?	This is reality NOT a reality show	THE SCHOOL'S OUT	TRICK.... OR TREAT	Uhhh.. Yeah


WELCOME TO REALITY	THE SAME DESTINY	The Natural Growth Defense Team Bears against the restrictions of natural growth due the UNFREEZING	HOW HIGH CAN HE PILE IT? HOW HIGH CAN HE PILE IT?	The endangered species have spoken BIBI TAKE NOTES


Official Polar Bear Climate Conference Protest	My boomerang won't come back no more. I used it once too many times, it came right back in blazing time. Set fire to the mosque and now... My boomerang won't come back no more.	They don't want peace they want pieces.	Paving the way for Jewish Expansion in ISRAEL	Simply a-MAZE-ing!


I could get used to this. As long as there is enough ice for the cooler.	Choose carefully the seeds you sew.. You may not like the benefits they reap.	Stork vs Security Guard	WALKING THE PLANK!	It's amazing how the "PEACE PROCESS" resembles a "PYRAMID SCHEME"


This is the Pilot speaking: Please fasten your seatbelts . . By the way, put your head between your legs, and kiss your butt goodbye.	Still a bone of contention	No, a game of semantics	Terror of the three bears	1st Anniversary


Now I really need HELP!	You can fool all the people some of the time.. You can fool some of the people all of the time.. BUT, you can not fool all of the people all of the time.	Amazing the Similarities	Oh... HELP	No standing ovation, NO ROARING APPLAUSE. . .


No more gas pedal problems	But I come in peace... And will leave in pieces.	Balmy Weather	Once a fool . . .	CRACK or BANG which came first


Where is the Goldstone report?	Democratic slippery slope	So much for the right to BEAR arms	Of two minds	Obama's Backend Health Care Reform May not be hard to swallow (as Obama says) but definitely has a bite to it.


HUH! BIBI NETANYAHU	TRUTH BE KNOWN	HOW POOR ARE YOU? I AM SO POOR...	For once someone got it right!	Talk about bearing the weight of one's decisions.


Get a dose of reality	Some fools never learn Little does he know what might happen next.	BAD DOGGIE THIS! When one drinks, one must relieve himself	JUST SAY NO! Israel has to start making their own decisions an sticking to them.	DELUSIONAL SO MUCH FOR US SUPPORT


Be careful of snakes in the Crass	Go Bibi	OBAMA AND HIS CRONIES	OBAMA FLEXES FLEXES WHAT?	PA EXPRESSWAY


I Evolution	Prehistoric iPad	GROWING UP IS HARD TO DO !	DIET INDEX From feast to famine	Reform seems to be popping it's ugly head in everywhere Health Care Goverment...


And from Iran comes yet one more lie.. E.I.E.I... SO...What else is new.	SAY AAAAAAAH!	SPY vs. SPY	As long as you fit under my personal size umbrella policies. It's raining, it's pouring the . . . man is snoring.	This is progress??? Mutually Assured Destruction vs. Demented Jihad Extremism


GIVE HIM ANOTHER AWARD Under Achiever	Guess who's next in the pecking order.	DOESN'T TAKE MUCH	5, 4, 3, 2. . . . MY TURN	IF I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning


The American Jews voted for Obama.. Do they know why?	OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES	The outlook is grim... we reap what we sew.	My, what BIG TEETH you have!	R.I.P With the Abacus


BIRDS OF A FEATHER	Can this mess really be contained?	Hey Obama, maybe you could do better?	A - Butt Face What a target	And the truth will set you free


Peace is cooked	MEMORIES??? of the way we were	DEFINE SERIOUS	Volcanic Ash?	NO RESPECT!


Another weapon of mass destruction	NOT ME!	vHaShem gave the "Garden of Eden" to Adam for safe keeping	No matter how high you pile it up... It still stinks just the same.	OIL POWER . . . BABY!


YOSEMITE SAM for Defense Minister	I DON'T UNDERSTAND	SUPER DUD!	Weapons of mass destruction	TANKED UP! Just don't light a match!


TIME FOR A REALITY CHECK		A Wolf in Sheep's clothing	NOT AGAIN	SUPER DUD 3D


A MOOT POINT TO EMOTE To express emotion, especially in an excessive or theatrical manner:	AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE	SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW		Obama Takes a Shot . . .


SLIPPERY SLOPE	THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE	BREAKING POINT	Whoof, whoof .... OOPS! All Bark No Bite ! ! !	Barack Obama-Dangerfield NO RESPECT


The inmates are running the asylum	Cure for foot in mouth disease	RADIATING CONFIDENCE	BRAIN FREEZE	General confusion works in the Oval Office


#1 on Taliban Best Seller List	A Break from the political sidw of life	Get a space suit for the camel	Once a Chameleon. . .


He hasn't read that chapter yet	Islamic Justice and mercy!	SEE NO EVIL HEAR NO EVIL SPEAK NO EVIL	You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.	DUH!

		There's nothing remarkable about this, you say. New malls open all the time all around the world. But think about it: One of the main complaints international organizations have against the Israeli blockade of Gaza is that construction materials, supposedly, are not getting through. Gazans are allegedly forced to live in dilapidated apartments and houses because big, bad Israel will not let cement mix and rebar pass its lines. So just where did the materials come from to build Gaza Mall? Admittedly, online descriptions of the mall as a "luxury" shopping centre are a bit over the top, although I suppose such descriptions are relative. (The first suburban shopping centres in Canada in the 1950s, while dwarfed by today's mega-malls, must have seemed like palaces of commerce compared with the downtown department stores of the day.) You can see photos of the Gaza Mall grand opening at the Palestinian Authority's Safa website (safa. ps) or the website of journalist and commentator Tom Gross -- tomgrossmedia. com. Note the tinsel streamers, balloons and mascots. If you look closely at the photos, you see a simple, two-storey collection of brightly lit but plain shops, apparently run by local merchants rather than the large chain stores that populate North American and European (and Israeli) malls. There is a single staircase in the centre--no escalator. However, according to the mall's promotional material, there is "air conditioning, a parking lot, security guards, a full-service supermarket and a food court." Wait a minute, did the mall website say air conditioning!? It did. Somehow, despite the death grip Israel is supposed to have around the throats of poor, vulnerable Palestinians, the grip that we are told leaves Palestinians wanting for food and medicine, the stranglehold that has led to "concentration camp" conditions inside Gaza could not prevent the developers of Gaza Mall from finding commercial air conditioners to cool their building. And what about the Israeli pants that are specially priced during the grand opening sale? Or the American shirts? Israel and the United States are supposed to be the enemies of the Palestinians. Every week in their Friday sermons to the faithful, Palestinian imams spew out the most hateful claims against the "Zionists" and their sympathizers in Washington. Prayers are offered for the destruction of Israel and martyrdom is assured for all those who attack the Great Satan. (By the way, none of this has been tempered as a result of Barack Obama's obsequious outreach to Muslim leaders and nations.) Yet on the first days the doors opened at Gaza Mall, two of the big come-ons were pants made by the running, pig-dog Zionists and shirts from the decadent, imperialistic West. It all puts me in mind of the Cold War tales of ordinary Soviets trading away goods they'd had to work months to afford, just for a pair of black-market Levi jeans. There is undoubtedly a lot of very real suffering and deprivation in Gaza, but as the Israeli Foreign Ministry pointed out recently, nearly 11,000 Gazans received free treatment for their diseases or injuries in Israeli hospitals last year and tons of food and medical supplies. Potable water and aid make their way to Gaza every day through Israel. Indeed, much of the food and aid originates in Israel. The reason Israel was keen to interdict the Turkish flotilla in May was not so it could pile on the misery of Gazans; Israel lets scores of aid shipments in every day. It merely wanted a chance to offload the flotilla's cargo and check it for weapons that could be used against it by Gaza's terrorist rulers, Hamas. When you are on Tom Gross's page about Gaza Mall, scroll down to near the bottom where he has pictures of bustling Palestinian markets bursting with fresh fruit and vegetables. I won't try to argue that everything is happy and easy in Gaza. But Western coverage of the situation there seldom mentions the aid convoys and never mentions the new air-conditioned mall, resort hotels, spas, restaurants and busy markets. Read more: http://www.nationalpost.com/different+view+Gaza/3302675/story.html#ixzz0ujpUv9Td There's nothing remarkable about this, you say. New malls open all the time all around the world. But think about it: One of the main complaints international organizations have against the Israeli blockade of Gaza is that construction materials, supposedly, are not getting through. Gazans are allegedly forced to live in dilapidated apartments and houses because big, bad Israel will not let cement mix and rebar pass its lines. So just where did the materials come from to build Gaza Mall? Admittedly, online descriptions of the mall as a "luxury" shopping centre are a bit over the top, although I suppose such descriptions are relative. (The first suburban shopping centres in Canada in the 1950s, while dwarfed by today's mega-malls, must have seemed like palaces of commerce compared with the downtown department stores of the day.) You can see photos of the Gaza Mall grand opening at the Palestinian Authority's Safa website (safa. ps) or the website of journalist and commentator Tom Gross -- tomgrossmedia. com. Note the tinsel streamers, balloons and mascots. If you look closely at the photos, you see a simple, two-storey collection of brightly lit but plain shops, apparently run by local merchants rather than the large chain stores that populate North American and European (and Israeli) malls. There is a single staircase in the centre--no escalator. However, according to the mall's promotional material, there is "air conditioning, a parking lot, security guards, a full-service supermarket and a food court." Wait a minute, did the mall website say air conditioning!? It did. Somehow, despite the death grip Israel is supposed to have around the throats of poor, vulnerable Palestinians, the grip that we are told leaves Palestinians wanting for food and medicine, the stranglehold that has led to "concentration camp" conditions inside Gaza could not prevent the developers of Gaza Mall from finding commercial air conditioners to cool their building. And what about the Israeli pants that are specially priced during the grand opening sale? Or the American shirts? Israel and the United States are supposed to be the enemies of the Palestinians. Every week in their Friday sermons to the faithful, Palestinian imams spew out the most hateful claims against the "Zionists" and their sympathizers in Washington. Prayers are offered for the destruction of Israel and martyrdom is assured for all those who attack the Great Satan. (By the way, none of this has been tempered as a result of Barack Obama's obsequious outreach to Muslim leaders and nations.) Yet on the first days the doors opened at Gaza Mall, two of the big come-ons were pants made by the running, pig-dog Zionists and shirts from the decadent, imperialistic West. It all puts me in mind of the Cold War tales of ordinary Soviets trading away goods they'd had to work months to afford, just for a pair of black-market Levi jeans. There is undoubtedly a lot of very real suffering and deprivation in Gaza, but as the Israeli Foreign Ministry pointed out recently, nearly 11,000 Gazans received free treatment for their diseases or injuries in Israeli hospitals last year and tons of food and medical supplies. Potable water and aid make their way to Gaza every day through Israel. Indeed, much of the food and aid originates in Israel. The reason Israel was keen to interdict the Turkish flotilla in May was not so it could pile on the misery of Gazans; Israel lets scores of aid shipments in every day. It merely wanted a chance to offload the flotilla's cargo and check it for weapons that could be used against it by Gaza's terrorist rulers, Hamas. When you are on Tom Gross's page about Gaza Mall, scroll down to near the bottom where he has pictures of bustling Palestinian markets bursting with fresh fruit and vegetables. I won't try to argue that everything is happy and easy in Gaza. But Western coverage of the situation there seldom mentions the aid convoys and never mentions the new air-conditioned mall, resort hotels, spas, restaurants and busy markets. Read more: http://www.nationalpost.com/different+view+Gaza/3302675/story.html#ixzz0ujpUv9Td
Piece by piece PEACE	Right to life comes from HaShem	And the B-EE-EA- EA-TT-TT goes on!	Truth is stranger than fiction	BUT I THOUGHT. . Love meant never having to say you were sorry


Now you can hear it and see it in BLACK & WHITE	Priorities?	ON A WING AND A PRAYER	With this lemon there can be no lemonade	DILEMMA?


Reality is not what it seems to be, nor is it otherwise.	Keep it in the family	YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE!	DEPENDING ON THE PERSUASION	SLIPPERY SLOPE


The lump is in the saddle	Minor Technicality	Back to the Stone Age	Muslim Urban Renewal	Muslim Urban Renewal Part 2


Akbar Express	How about on the "White House" grounds	Finally some good news "I'll drink to that"	Better chance of rabbit stew	Defensive Mishap


SHANAH TOVAH V'METUKAH	Deception	FRIEND OR FOE?	FRIEND OR FOE?	PRESIDENCY ON A LEARNER'S PERMIT


Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. What is the magic, when the luster is lost?	It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln	Hitler was also treated like a clown!	Cartoons are funny... The truth is tragic!	And to the rest of the world. . . TRUST ME!


Only takes one cook to spoil the broth	The Big Lie If you say it loud enough, and often enough... People will believe it.	Israeli Police do not consider stones a deadly weapon.	Time for a CLEAN SWEEP	Don't forget the "Ding" "Dong" as the presidents seal bounces away


Want a fun, safe vacation? Come to Israel	This really is about ME!	The words speak for themselves	What a novel idea?	Invasion of the human species


Are you sure? He only has a learner's permit, and all his driving instructors have abandoned ship	TRUTH or CONSEQ- UENCE	PEACE HAMAS STYLE	If I imagine long enough...	SOME TREAT!


World famous sales pitch "TRUST US"	Who's Blood? Before or after the leaks?	CALLING: MR. GOLDSTONE	CAUTION Watch out for blind dates	They don't have to be mutually exclusive


The "Little Big Man"	Desperate times requires desparate measures	TIP TOE? Through the....	Sign of the times	Some things just aren't what there are cracked up to be


Spare Change. . Change of ways. .	The mighty are not as mighty as we think....	And Israel is supposed depend on US support???	In return for the freeze you will receive: 20 - Fighter aircraft F-35 Protection/support against Iranian threat We Will fight against the delegitimization of Israel And will commit ourselves to veto in the UN on your behalf. Is there anything else you want from us? Yes . . . Rain!	Calling all yea lame ducks! Row, row row your boat...


DESPAR-ATION!!	Do it American Style... Lethal Injection	HOPELESS	SURPRISE He ain't got no junk!	IN OBAMA?


In the United States we elect them to the White House	HOW DO YOU SPELL RELIEF	Santa's GPS malfunctioned	OK	WINDED


Prepared to negotiate at what price and who's loss?	AN ELEPHANT NEVER FORGETS	At least the world can agree on something	CASH ONLY! Your "Credibility Limit" has been maxed out	HELP!


Who needs Wikileaks.. When you have Obamaleaks	The Dome calling the steeple black Hypocracy at its best!	There's always room for improvement	SOLUTION When all else fails, blame Israel	Failed his driving test again After two years of drivers training, Obama still can't get it right


Laugh along with Santa	Guess who's on the naughty list?	Does it need to be an original copy?	How times have changed!	Please define for me 'What is a resolution?"


Tongue and cheek From the mouth of babes	Islamic Space Program	RED TAPE OR BS?	So much for "Dome Aucracy"	All in the name of Allah


I need all the help I can get	Can't handle the danger in America? Time to make aliyah!	ISLAM?	Mine!	Too dangerous in America? Time to make aliyah


The simple life Rocks And they say we are stupid	Figure of speech ya know	War heroes come on many shapes and sizes	The definition of "book" is relative to the user	RESISTANCE IS FUTILE


Inevitable	CONCEALMENT Just like icing on a cake, but one slip of the tongue	Political Power does not make one invincible	Stuck in the Middle Yet another Arab PR plan to bring fall of Israel Once again Israel will be blamed	First walk like a man


DUH!	Organ Failure	Uhhh... I didn't think about that	Social network avenges tyrant rulers	Striking Resemblance!


Allah or the club	YIPEE!	DESPERATE MEASURES	Eenie Meenie Miny Moe...	Teddybear for president.. He's awake


Oh Sh.......!	What's his motive?	UNDER-ACHIEVER	Fitting finale for any dictator	Uh oh?


Wing it!	On Par	WOOF! WOOF! Yipe Yipe Yipe . .	They haven't seen the half of it	Granny goes JIHAD


We need a strong voice The truth must be seen and heard	NOW THAT'S FUNNY	Gah Gah Goo Goo...	Useless in Washington	Not just Gaddafi


The head is too small for the job	Silence is . . .	"Obamavision"	Infidels Must Die!	Indecisive


The religion of peace?	It's pays for us. Israeli's will not be able to absorb this kind of cost indefinitely	Repentance comes from a higher source	Entitlements assumes one deserves	I will huff and I will puff and I will blow your house down


Set the bar low enough, that even a mental midget can leap over it	Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is	TRUMPED	They make such a lovely pair	Illegal alien police


With his track record of telling the truth... We may never know	It's their earth too	I know EGGZACTLY how you feel	On the job training	URGENT APPEAL Good home for useless individuals who can't help what they are


Brother can you spare a dime?	When was the last time you went in harms way?	CHAG SAMEACH	Take me to your leader! Ha Ha Ha	Obama's political posturing A battle won, but the war goes on


President in training I'm lost without my tele-prompter	HaShem protect me from my supposed friends.. I can protect myself from my enemies.	Practice what you preach	Israel History 101 for dummies	DUH


Only if you arrange a land swap with Mexico	The curse or (cursor) technology	Not worth it's weight right now	Reverse Psychology	כן יהי רצון May it be HaShem's wish


Mindless Obstacles	DING DONG!	Free flowing air space	Manifest Destiny vs The promised Land	Let us all say AMEN!


Noah Syndrome	REALLY!	Interesting how it resembles a pit for an outhouse	Friend or foe?	The unsinkable USA is treading water


Now that you've disclosed your birth certificate. . . Where the heck did you get your drivers license?	Humanity and terrorism are not compatible	At least Dumbo could fly!	Leadership by definite maybe	Proof of "Virgin Birth Certificate"


Booby Trap!	When in doubt, call Bugs Bunny	Apply White House Oval Office. . No experience necessary	Ap-peas-e	To ap-peas-e or not to ap-peas-e?


MELTDOWN	Mutiny without the bounty	The answer my friends is blowing in the wind...	Giddee-Up... Whoa!	Him talk the talk... But him no walk the walk


Whitehouse Newspeak	More like a "Triple F President"	You will eat bye the bye in the glorious land in the sky.. Sit and pray, live on hay.. You will eat in the sky when you die.	Well, I already provided the recession	OOPS! No one told me not to push THAT BUTTON


Man fulfilling his potential	Tour de USA	Better yet change the hard drive	No teleprompter required	Emissions Impossible Cannot teach an old dog new tricks!


And... His Teleprompter	Distorted visions of what can be	Their intentions are obvious and they openly express them... maybe that it is why it is so hard for many to take at face value.		NEXT


Freudian Slip of the...	Wanna Be . . . . (You fill in the blank)	Now do something about it!	If the shoe fits. . .	Much Ado About Nothing


You Asked!	BURNT OFFERINGS	My Hero!	WHAT?	A tribute to the storks Over Worked, Underpaid


HAMAS H - Hiding A - Amongst M - Mosques A - And S - Schools	I'm a gamblin man	President's Banner	Bruised EGOS	Where's my tele-prompter when I need it


Wannabe. . .	First pardon Jonathan Pollard	Giving thanks??? Run for your lives	BUTT, BUTT I DON'T UNDERSTAND	Charlie Brown Rocks


Hmmph!	HAPPY NEW YEAR!	Is he old enough to know the difference?	Quasimoto	Amateur Night


Not the exception... but rather the rule	Arab benevolence	Obama get the message?	The long and the short of it	“None so blind as those that will not see.”


Rules are made to be broken	Time for some swimming lessons!	Arab Spring with Obama's blessings	Tell it like it is!	supercallafragalistic- expialladocious


It's a two slice toaster... Make it Franco-American	The difference is in black and white	Fruit of the Loom Designer BUMBER GEAR	Opposites attract. . . Like kinds distract.	I'll take "Creationism"


Dude's got his priorities straight

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